I know I'm a bit late to this party, but Congressman Duffy has clearly mistaken his constituents for the audience from his time on The Real World, where every problem is a crisis.
Oh, you poor undercompensated man! You're only making almost $130,000 more than the median income of the State of Wisconsin. Where can I donate to help you and your family make it through your time of need? Oh, wait. Someone else already thought of that!