Puddle of Mudd - "Drift and Die"
But wait! Yesterday was Captain Picard Day! As my friends and family well know, there may be no bigger fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation than I, and in that spirit, I give you The Picard Song:
"Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence." -Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Friday, June 17, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
#AccordingtoPalin is trending
After the Paul Revere gaffe, and the creepy fallout involving some of her supporters trying to edit the Wikipedia page on Paul Revere to fit her version of events,* it wasn't hard to see these jokes coming.
Some of the better ones include:
*I thought Conservatives hated post-modernism? Sullivan says it best:
Some of the better ones include:
The moon landing of Lance Armstrong shows what ordinary Americans can do when government just gets out of our way. #AccordingtoPalin
That first one was courtesy of Jon Stewart. I have a feeling this hashtag will be going strong for a while.The free market wouldve solved that whole slavery thingamabob way before 1860 if taxes on the top 1% were lower. #AccordingToPalin
*I thought Conservatives hated post-modernism? Sullivan says it best:
One of the most pernicious and dangerous features of Palin is her clinical refusal to understand reality, to accept error, to acknowledge when the facts she has cited are not actually facts, but delusions. And her vanity and pathologies are so deep she will insist that black is white until her minions actually find a source to prove it.H/T: Andrew Sullivan.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Jon Stewart whacks Fox News over ginned-up Common controversy
Last night's Daily Show was a hoot. Especially for pointing out Sean Hannity's hypocrisy with regard to the lyrics of Common as opposed to, say, Ted Nugent. Too funny not to share (both parts), although Stewart's rap at the end of the segment is nothing to write home about.
Part 1:
Part 2:
On the other hand, you sense Hannity will want to milk this for a mutually beneficial ratings feud. Whatever keeps people watching, I guess.
Part 1:
Part 2:
On the other hand, you sense Hannity will want to milk this for a mutually beneficial ratings feud. Whatever keeps people watching, I guess.
Monday, May 9, 2011
If President Obama had a Facebook feed...
It might look something like this. Really funny stuff from the folks at Slate. Especially this "exchange" between Rush Limbaugh and David Axelrod:
Priceless.
Rush Limbaugh tagged Barack Obama in a note.
David Axelrod
Yeah, he should have put on a military uniform and like, stood on a boat with a shit ton of Navy SEALs, and maybe had like a big banner that said "WE DID IT," or something similar.
Priceless.
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Obama’s speech was nothing but "me, me, me."